Blonde Jokes — worst jokes

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
→ You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Why are blondes like corn flakes?
→ Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?
→ Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
→ A Space Invader.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
→ They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
→ Flattered.

What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
→ A dope ring.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?
→ Because they can spell it.
→ Because they can spell BWM.

What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
→ The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?