Blonde Jokes — worst jokes

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
→ That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Why did the blonde run out of shampoo?
→ She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!

A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it "Curl Up and Dye."

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?
→ Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?
→ None, as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?
→ So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?
→ So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.

What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito?
→ She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head.

What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other?
→ An air mattress.

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?
→ Because red means Stop.