Blonde Jokes — worst jokes

Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
→ The rest are hunt'n peckers.

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
→ Branch manager.

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?
→ So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.

How did the blonde burn her nose?
→ Bobbing for french fries.

What is every blonde's ambition in life?
→ To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed?
→ She couldn't find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.

Hear about the blonde explorer?
→ She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?
→ "Just flush it like everybody else does."

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
→ She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?
→ She wanted to get a dark tan.