Animal Jokes — worst jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?
→ A messy cage.

How do you catch King Kong?
→ Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Why is King Kong big and hairy?
→ So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?
→ A flat miner.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?
→ A flat note.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?
→ A flat mate.

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?
→ Just don't monkey with him.

What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?
→ Give him the biggest bananas.

Where does King Kong sleep?
→ Anywhere he wants to.

What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk?
→ I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!