Animal Jokes — worst jokes

What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters?
→ Pen Gwyn!

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?
→ Fang mail.

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?
→ With love and hisses.

You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
→ You shoot the lawyer. Twice.

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
→ A Doberman.

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?
→ "Oops! King Kong ring wrong."

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin?
→ A lid!

What is big hairy and can fly?
→ King Kongcorde!

If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?
→ A ding-dong King Kong.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
→ "Are you my mother?"