Animal Jokes — worst jokes

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?
→ With a monkey wrench.

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?
→ Queen Kong.

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?
→ Odor, Odor in the court!!!

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?
→ A cub reporter.

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad?
→ A croaksman!

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?
→ Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?
→ Computers have them toad-ily confused.

- Does your dog know how how to surf the internet?

- No - but he's got a ruff idea.

Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?
→ Because they're scared of the mouse.

Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?
→ www.oody www.oodpecker.