Animal Jokes — worst jokes

One lab mouse to another:

- I've trained that crazy human at last.

- How have you done that?

- I don't know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese.

Why is the letter "t" so important to a stick insect?
→ Without it would be a sick insect.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?
→ A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?
→ He found time-consuming.

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?
→ Miss most of the film!

Why did King Kong join the army?
→ To learn about gorilla warfare.

A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car.

Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly:

- Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim.

The crowd made way for him.

Lying in front of the car was a donkey.

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?
→ Wait at a buzz stop !

Where would you put an injured insect ?
→ In an antbulance !

What does a queen bee do when she burps?
→ Issues a royal pardon !