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Black Mamba In The Toilet
What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?
→ Wait until he's finished.
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Random joke from this category
Guest
Snake Hotdog Cross
What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?
→ A fangfurther.
Guest
Math Snake
What kind of snake is good at math?
→ An adder.
Guest
The Old Snake's Eyesight
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.
- Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days
The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.
The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.
Doc says:
- What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?
- The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!
Guest
Two Snakes Talking
There where two snakes talking.
The 1st one said:
- Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?
Then the second Snake says:
- Why do you ask?
The 1st one replies:
- I just bit my lip!
Guest
Panda In A Restaurant
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts:
- Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!
The panda yells back at the manager:
- Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
- A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.
Guest
Pub Owner's Rabbit
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit?
→ It was an inn-grown hare!
Guest
Bungee Rabbit
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
→ He's the Easter Bungee!
Guest
Watch Factory Rabbit
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory?
→ Alike did was stand around making faces.
Guest
Where Babies Come From
- Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?
- Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.
- Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.
- Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat.