Animal Jokes — worst jokes

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
→ A horse!

Two friends who lived in the town were chatting.

- I've just bought a pig - said the first.

- But where will you keep it? - said the second.

- Your yard's much too small for a pig!

- I'm going to keep it under my bed - replied his friend.

- But what about the smell?

- He'll soon get used to that.

- Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty?

- Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'd probably say 'oink, oink'!

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?
→ After a week he was spotless!

Which birds steal soap from the bath?
→ Robber ducks!

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
→ A little bear!

What dog loves to take bubble baths?
→ A shampoodle!

- Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

- Fred: Where are you going to keep them?

- Stan: In the bathroom

- Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?

- Stan: Blindfold them!

My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear.

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Teenage Mutant Ninja Barbie ...one of the Turtles with Barbie head