Animal Jokes — worst jokes

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?
→ To stop getting wet!

What did the elephant say to the famous detective?
→ It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock!

What do elephants say as a compliment?
→ You look elephantastic!

What is an elephants favourite film?
→ Elephantasia

Who lost a herd of elephants?
→ Big bo peep

What do elephants do in the evenings?
→ Watch elevision!

What do you do with old cannon balls?
→ Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?
→ A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk!

What do you find in an elephants graveyard?
→ Elephantoms!

What animals were last to leave the ark?
→ The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!