Animal Jokes — worst jokes

Why do elephants have trunks?
→ Because they've no pockets to put things in!

What do you give an elephant with big feet?
→ Plenty of room!

How to elephants talk to each other?
→ By 'elephone!

What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater?
→ Terrified!

What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater?
→ Warren!

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?
→ Russell!

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?
→ Annette!

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?
→ Anything you want as he can't hear you!

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
→ Because of all the cheetahs!

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?
→ On television!