Animal Jokes — worst jokes

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
→ Here come the elephants.

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?
→ Get a tame one and annoy it!

Tarzan was tired when he came home.

- What have you been doing? - asked Jane.

- Chasing a herd of elephants on vines.

- Really? - said Jane.

- I thought elephants stayed on the ground!

- Teacher: Where would you find an elephant?

- Pupil: You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose!

- Teacher: Name six wild animals.

- Pupil: Four elephants and two lions!

- Teacher: To which family does the elephant belong?

- Pupil: I don't know, nobody I know owns one!

Why do elephants do well in school?
→ Because they have a lot of grey matter!

- Bill: My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant.

- Bert: Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder..

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?
→ Dumbo!

How do you know that peanuts are fattening?
→ Have you ever seen a skinny elephant?