Animal Jokes — worst jokes

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?
→ A sheep.

Why did the gum cross the road?
→ Because it was under the elephants foot.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?
→ A jumbo yeti.

How does an elephant go up a tree?
→ It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

How do you make an elephant sandwich?
→ First of all, you get a very large loaf...

Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway.
Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield right of way.

Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?
→ Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time!

How do you raise a baby elephant?
→ With a fork lift truck!

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
→ Raining elephants!

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
→ Because the elephant isn't chicken!