Worst jokes

What dog loves to take bubble baths?
→ A shampoodle!

What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath?
→ The scum of the earth!

Why did the robber take a bath?
→ So he could make a clean getaway.

What criminal doesn't take baths?
→ A dirty crook.

Where does a vampire take a bath?
→ In the bat-room (bathroom).

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty?
→ The bathtub.

What kind of bath can you take without water?
→ A sun bath.

A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park.

- Can you give me a room and bath? - he asked the clerk.

- I can give you a room - the clerk said.

- But you'll have to take the bath by yourself!

- Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night!

- Ed: You were? What did you do?

- Ned: I took a bath!

- May: What position does your brother play in the school football team?

- Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!