A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star.
- Nothing - replied the assistant.
- Nothing? - she asked, but how can I look like a film star?
- Haven't you seen a film called The Creature from the Black Lagoon? - replied the assistant.
- First witch: My beauty is timeless.
- Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.
- They say Margaret is a raving beauty.
- You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?
- Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week.
- Mrs Baggy: Tried to?
- Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldn't find a crane strong enough to lift her face!
- First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours.
- Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done?
- First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an estimate.
Who won the Monster Beauty Contest?
→ No one.
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?
→ After a week he was spotless!
How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?
→ You can't get the shower curtain closed.
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
→ Robber ducks!
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
→ A little bear!
