- Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning.
- Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor.
- Doctor: You do?
- Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot water!
- Does your brother keep himself clean?
- Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.
- Mom: Joe, time for your medicine.
- Joe: I'll run the bath then.
- Mom: Why?
- Joe: Because on the bottle it says "to be taken in water."
- Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please?
- Porter: I can give you a room, but you'll have to wash yourself.
Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in?
The plumber said:
- Would you like a plug for it?
The idiot replied:
- Oh, I didn't know it was electric.
- Dr Frankenstein: I've just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off?
- Igor: Yes, I hate it.
- Dr Frankenstein: Well, you need never have a bathtub ring again! I've invented the square tub . . .
- Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath.
- Monster: Why?
- Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
House Wife Barbie ...dressed in ratty, old housecoat; comes with dirty laundry and sink full of dishes
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Trailer Trash Barbie ...complete with double wide trailer home
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Rasta Barbie ...she's got a tie-dyed t-shirt, dreadlocks and reggae CD; rolling papers sold separately
