Worst jokes

- Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller?

- Sharon: No, why?

- Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.

- Customer: Why is my hairline receding?

- Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

- Customer: Why doesn't my hairline look good?

- Barber: It's on the same old head.

- Customer: Why did you take off so much hair?

- Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it.

- Customer: Couldn't you see I was going bald?

- Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?
→ A monster with an all-over perm.

Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?

- Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back.

- Harry: Pity it's not on her head!

- Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer.

- Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.

Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer.

- No, - said Mom.

- It's glue.

- I thought so - said Janet.

- I wondered why I couldn't get my hat off today.