Worst jokes

A guy admired the hair of three girls.
He walked by one and asked:

- How'd you get such lovely blonde hair?

Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered:

- It's natural.

The guy walked by the second girl and asked:

- How'd you get such pretty brown hair?

Fluffing her hair, the second girl said:

- It's natural.

Finally the guy approached the third girl and asked:

- How'd you get such cool green hair?

Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose, then skimming it through the hair, she said:

- It's natural.

What do you call a proton with big hair?
→ A 'froton.

Why do polo bears like bald men?
→ Because they have a great, white, bear place!

- Knock knock.

- Who's there?

- Barber!

- Barber who?

- Barberd wire!

What side of a monster has more hair?
→ The outside!

How does a barber make phone calls?
→ He cuts them short.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?
→ Permanent waves!

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser?
→ Radio waves!

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair?
→ A fair cop!

What do you call a pen with no hair?
→ A bald point!