Worst jokes

A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair.

- Haircut, sir? - asked the barber.

- No, just change the oil, please!

A man sitting in a barber's chair noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he commented on this, the barber explained, "Yes, sir, no one's been in for a shampoo yet."

Why do barbers make good drivers?
→ Because they know all the short cuts.

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?
→ Because they've lost their locks.

- Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness?

- How about a few pounds of pig manure?

- Will that cure my baldness?

- No, but with that on your head no one will come near enough to notice you're bald.

What's your dad getting for Christmas?
→ Bald and fat.

- America's oldest lady was 115 years old today, and she hasn't got a grey hair on her head.

- How come?

- She's completely bald.

- Look at that bald man over there.

- It's the first time I've seen a parting with ears.

What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?
→ Sir!

- First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair!

- Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald!