Guest
Ringing In My Ears
- Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears.
- Don't answer!
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Guest
Fifty-Nine Seconds
- Doctor, doctor, I've only got 59 seconds to live.
- Wait a minute please.
Guest
Small Bucket
- Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket.
- You do look a little pail.
Guest
Feeling Short
- Doctor, doctor, I feel so short!
- No problem. Hop up on the couch.
Guest
Can't Concentrate
- Doctor, doctor, I can't concentrate, one minute I'm ok, and the next minute, I'm blank!
- And how long have you had this complaint?
- What complaint?
Guest
Getting Into Fights
- Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights.
- And how long have you had this complaint?
- Who wants to know?
Guest
Manic-Depressive Patient
- Doctor, doctor, I'm manic-depressive.
- Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm
Guest
Thinking I'm A Spoon
- Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a spoon.
- Sit there and don't stir.
Guest
Ugly Patient
- Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me I'm ugly!
- Lay on the couch, face down.
Guest
Nobody Believes Me
- Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say.
- Tell me the truth now, what's your REAL problem?