Worst jokes

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?
→ You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?
→ He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?
→ Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
→ To get away from the noise.

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?
→ So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?
→ A chainsaw can be tuned.

What's an accordion good for?
→ Learning how to fold a map.

How do you protect a valuable instrument?
→ Hide it in an accordion case.

What's the definition of perfect pitch?
→ When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?
→ No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.