Worst jokes

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.

Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?
→ He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.

What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?
→ Will the defendant please rise.

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?
→ By their names.

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?
→ Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?
→ Saves time.

What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?
→ An Uzi only repeats 40 times.

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?
→ One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird.

What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?
→ A chain saw has a dynamic range.

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?
→ They make good paddles.