Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????
Sugar is when you kiss her on the lips!
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????
Sugar is when you kiss her on the lips!
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah?" -About three inches.
Q: What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?
A: Having to go to bed so early!
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair.
"Don't be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts."
A short while later, there's more crying, and the Mother goes to investigate.
This time the sister is bawling and her brother says...
"Now she knows."
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he thinkshis babysitter is gay.
"Whatever makes you think THAT?!!?" says mom.
Timmy replies, "Because his dick tasted like shit!"
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
It has been studied and determined that the most often usedSexual position for married couples is the doggie position.
The husband sits up and begs...
And the wife rolls over and plays dead.
TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX...10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS 9. PERIODS ONLY LAST 45 MINUTES8. PARENTS CHEER WHEN YOU SCORE7. SOCCER IS A LEGAL PROFESSION 6. PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT CAN BE WASHED AND REUSED 5. SIZE DOESN'T MATTER 4. IF YOU GET TOO ROUGH YOU GET A RED CARD 3. YOU CAN SCORE USING YOUR HEAD OR YOUR FEET 2. LASTS A FULL 90 MINUTES1. YOU CAN JUGGLE YOUR BALLS IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER