A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves:
- What are you doing in there? - she asked.
The rabbit replied:
- This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?
The lady confirmed:
- Yes.
- Well, - the rabbit said - I'm westing.
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.
They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one:
- ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them.
And the other rabbit says:
- were going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother.
What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?
→ Curly hare.
Did you hear the Energizer Bunny was arrested?
→ Charged with battery!
What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?
→ Hot, cross bunnies!
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
→ It has 4 rabbits' feet.
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
→ For hare care.
Why did the rabbits go on strike?
→ They wanted a better celery!
Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?
→ Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?
→ He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
