Worst jokes

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
→ The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
→ Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments; at once.

What is the best way to get to Paradise?
→ Turn right and go straight.

What do they call pastors in Germany?
→ German Shepherds.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?
→ The thought had never entered his head before.

Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
→ David. He rocked Goliath to sleep.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
→ Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?
→ They really raised Cain.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?
→ They were really put out.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
→ In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.