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Bald Man's Painted Rabbits
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
→ Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
→ Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
→ He didn't have the hare fare.
Why are rabbits never gold?
→ How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
Why are rabbits like calculators?
→ They both multiply a lot.
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
→ Bunny and Clyde.
Which rabbit was in Western movies?
→ Hopalong Cassidy.
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
→ Amelia Harehart.
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?
→ Rabbit Hood.
Which rabbit is a famous comedian?
→ Bob Hop.
Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?
→ In a pellet court!