Worst jokes

The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped closer to hear what they were saying: "I see you, and I'll raise you another sixty thousand."

What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
→ Lefty.

Damn...did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah...

I didn't know wether to smile back or kick a field goal!

Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
→ Yeah...the cops got nothing to go on.

Chaim escapes from a mental hospital and goes to the train station. He gets on the train and is seated next to a business man. He asks the man, "Are you Jewish?" The man says, "No." Joe apologizes. Ten minutes later, he asks, "You wouldn't happen to be Jewish would you?" The man replies, "No!" Joe immediately apologizes. Five minutes later he says, " Can I ask you a personal question....are you Jewish?" He shots, "NO!" Joe continues like this for the next four hours. When the train stops, the man runs away. When he gets to the hotel, he realizes there is someone next to him. It is Joe. Joe asks, Say, are you Jewish?" The man is so fed up that he says, "Yes." Joe says, "That's funny...you don't look Jewish at all!"

Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain merged with the A & P?

Yup..now they call it the...

Stop & P.

Why do Farts stink?
→ So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.

What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
→ Wipe it off and say you're sorry.

Why did the pervert cross the road?
→ He was stuck to the chicken.

Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
→ the more you bang them the looser they get.