Worst jokes

What's a transvestite's idea of a good time?
→ Eat, drink, and be Mary!

What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
→ The white one got away.

What's the definition of AIDS?
→ Anally Injected Death Sentence.

Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
→ So they can take a bubble bath Sunday morning.

A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15 year old, and the madam replied, "I'm sorry, we don't serve minors to lickers."

An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells: "Super Pussy!"

The old man says: "I'll have the soup."

Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.

- One: Whew, it's windy today!

- Two: No. Today's Thursday!

- Three: So am I! Let's go to a bar!

An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up.

While the man is with the doctor, the doctor askes him, "So how has life been treating you?" The old man replies, "The Lord's been good to me. Every night when I go to the bathroom, He turns the light on and when I'm finished, He turns the light off."

While the old woman is with the doctor, the doctor told her what her husband said. She replied, "Damn it! The old fart's been pissing in the ice box again!"

A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, having a little chat. "How are you, Tom?" asked Marvin.

"I'm not feeling well today - utterly exhausted," Tom replied. "I pulled a muscle and it's killing me."

"That pulled muscle shouldn't make you so tired, though."

"Well, it does if you pull it a couple of hundred times...."

What's the best way to kill a man?
→ Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one