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Grasshopper Or Cricket
Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?
→ Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play grasshopper!
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Legless Grasshopper
What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?
→ A grasshover!
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What Is A Grasshopper
What is a grasshopper?
→ An insect on a pogo stick!
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Fly Versus Bird
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
→ A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!
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Flies Playing Football
Why were the flies playing football in saucer?
→ They where playing for the cup!
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Thieving Firefly
Why did the firefly keep stealing things?
→ He was light fingered!
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Film Making Fly
Which fly makes films?
→ Stephen Speilbug!
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Firefly Talk
What did one firefly say to the other?
→ Got to glow now!
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Keeping Flies Out
How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?
→ Put a pile of manure in the living room!
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Flies In The Kitchen
If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?
→ The one in the sugar bowl!