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Moths And Stones
What insect lives on nothing?
→ A moth, because it eats holes
How do stones stop moths eating your clothes?
→ Because rolling stones gather no moths!
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What Is A Myth
What is a myth?
→ A female moth!
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Mosquito At The Dentist
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
→ To improve his bite!
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Religious Mosquitos
Why are mosquitos religious?
→ They prey on you!
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Lawyer Versus Mosquito
What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?
→ A mosquito drops off you when you die!
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Mosquito's Favorite Sport
What is a mosquito's favorite sport?
→ Skin-diving!
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Antlers And Blood
What has antlers and sucks blood?
→ A moose-quito!
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Lone Ranger Insect
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
→ The Masked-quito!
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Mosquito Versus Fly
What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
→ Try sewing buttons on a mosquito!
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Talking In Code
What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?
→ A morese-quito!