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Religious Insect
What is the most religious insect?
→ A mosque-ito!
What is the most religious insect?
→ A mosque-ito!
How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?
→ You slap him and he slaps you back!
What is the insect's favorite game?
→ Cricket!
How do we know that insects are so clever?
→ Because they always know when your eating outside!
What lives in gum trees?
→ Stick insects!
What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?
→ A pool table?
What happened to the man who turned into an insect?
→ He just beetled off!
What's an insects best chat up line?
→ Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?
→ Chimney Cricket!
What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?
→ A grasshopper with hiccups!