Worst jokes

What do you call a gay Jewish person?
→ A He-Blew!

Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
→ You only have to teach them to take off!

What's the difference between a faggot and a queer?
→ A faggot won't go downtown with you to beat up queers!

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Just one ... but the lightbulb has to REALLY want to change!

A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a vacuum and someone called out her name, would she hear it?

She thought and answered..:

- is it on or off?

What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement?
→ A whine cellar

What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
→ Shut the door, I'm dressing!

How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears?
→ He answered the stapler (hello? OUCH)

Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly, one man lost his footing and went tumbling down to the bottom. The other man frantically screamed, "Roger!", and was relieved to hear a faint reply.

- Okay Rodge - shouted Barry.

- I'm gonna throw a rope down to you, so wrap it 'round one of your legs and..

but before he could finish, he heard Roger call:

- But both my legs are broke.

Barry suggested his arms, to which the reply was:

- They're broken too!

So finally, Roger held on with his mouth. Barry struggled to pull up the rope, and when he was nearly there, Barry said:

- You right there mate?

to which Rodger replied:

- YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS........

A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.

Saint Peter addresses this guy:

- Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?

The guy replies:

- I'm Joe Cohen, taxi-driver, of Noo Yawk City.

Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi-driver:

- Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

The taxi-driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it's the minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out:

- I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three years.

Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister:

- Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

- Just a minute - says the minister.

- That man was a taxi-driver, and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?

- Up here, we work by results - says Saint Peter.

- While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed.