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Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, 'I don't like your friend.'

The other one replied, 'Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.'

A cannibal's dilemma: If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?

Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian?
→ He couldn't stop eating swedes.

What is the cannibals' favorite game?
→ Swallow my Leader.

The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in.

- "Your Majesty," he said, "the slaves are revolting!"

- "You don't have to tell me," said the king. "I'm trying to eat them. Where did we get these slaves anyway?"

- "From the country next door," replied the servant.

- "We must get a new butcher," said the king. "Bring me Delia Smith."

- "We can't, Your Majesty, she's still cooking for you."

- "Well, bring her to me once she's crispy enough," said the king.

Did you hear about the cannibal who committed suicide?
→ He got himself into a real stew.

Two cannibals were having their dinner.

- I don't like your friend.

- Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables.

Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor?
→ They were given a right roasting.

Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter?
→ It sure gave them something to chew over.

- First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat!

- Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people.

- First cannibal: Yes, but they're all very unsavory.