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Cat's Bowl of Mice
What does a cat call a bowl of mice?
→ A purrfect meal!
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What does a cat call a bowl of mice?
→ A purrfect meal!
Why was the cat so small?
→ Because it only ate condensed milk!
What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?
→ A duck filled fatty puss!
Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit?
→ They are both ginger nuts!
What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea?
→ A catameringue!
How is cat food sold?
→ Usually purr can!
How do cats eat spaghetti?
→ The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
How do cats eat spaghetti?
→ The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
What's a cat's second favorite food?
→ Spa-catti!
What's a cat's favorite food?
→ Petatoes!