Food Jokes — best jokes

What is a cannibal's favorite food?
→ Baked Beings.

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
→ He became a vegetarian.

What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock?
→ It repeated on him.

What did the cannibal say when he was full?
→ I couldn't eat another mortal.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?
→ Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!

What happens if you upset a cannibal?
→ You get into hot water.

How can you help a starving cannibal?
→ Give him a helping hand.

Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed?
→ They saw the salad dressing!

Why was the burger thrown out of the Army?
→ He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)

Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April?
→ One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!