Food Jokes — best jokes

Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play?
→ Because hot dogs are the wurst!

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?
→ They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

Why do hamburgers make good baseball players?
→ They're great at the plate!

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?
→ They get to meet their old flames!

Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage?
→ They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their prime!

Why do burgers run the gauntlet?
→ To test their meattle!

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?
→ Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?
→ He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?
→ Because it's a FAST food!

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?
→ Too many turnovers!