Instrument Jokes — best jokes

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a foot tall sitting on the bar playing a little piano. The guy that walked into the bar asks the man:

- What's in the bag?

The man pulls out a genie lamp. The guy says:

- Wow! Can I have one of your wishes?

The man says:

- I don't know. Rub the lamp and see.

So the guy rubs the lamp and out pops the genie. The genie says:

- You may have one wish.

The guy wishes for a million bucks. The genie says:

- Your wish is granted, - and goes back into the genie bottle.

Just then one million ducks walk into the bar. The guy says:

- I didn't wish for a million ducks.

The man replies:

- Yeah, and I wished for a twelve inch pianist.

What's the witches favourite pop group?
→ Broomski Beat!

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?
→ Rock and Roll

If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning?
→ The conductor.

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
→ A bear faced lyre!

What kind of music do phones love to hear?
→ A symphony

How does a baritone make phone calls?
→ Song distance!

- Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend's line has been busy for an hour?

- Operator: No, but if you hum a few bars, I might be able to sing along with you.

Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?
→ Because she was an operetta (operator).

What kind of phone makes music?
→ A saxophone.