Clean Jokes — best jokes

What do you do if you see a blue banana?
→ Try to cheer it up.

- They're not going to grow bananas any longer.

- Really?

- Why not?

- Because they're long enough already.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
→ Because he couldn't find a date.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
→ Because he couldn't find a date.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
→ Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?
→ Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
→ None, it is done by the automatic pilot.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?
→ Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

What reads and lives in an apple?
→ A bookworm!

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?
→ Because they're crab apples!