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Three-Eyed Pig
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
→ A piiig
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Pig At The Casino
Why did the pig go to the casino ?
→ To play the slop machine !
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Rocking Chair On Wheels
Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?
→ She wanted to rock and roll
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Saplings And A Piano
What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?
→ Root position cords.
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Piano Down A Mine Shaft
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
→ A flat minor.
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Mouse Tails
Why do mice have long tails ?
→ Well, they'd look silly with long hair !
Mouse Musical Instrument
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
→ A mouse organ !
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Twelve-Pound Mouse
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?
→ 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !
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Mice At Home
What do mice do when they're at home ?
→ Mousework !
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Frankenstein's Lunch
How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch?
→ He bolted it down.