Clean Jokes — best jokes

What is long and yellow and always points north?
→ A magnetic banana.

What would you call two bananas?
→ A pair of slippers.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
→ Cut it in half.

What would you call two banana skins?
→ A pair of slippers.

What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
→ A banana dressed up as a cucumber!

Why don't bananas snore?
→ Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas?
→ They were empty.

What's yellow and always points to the north?
→ A magnetic banana.

What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
→ An electric banana.

What's yellow and writes?
→ A ball-point banana.