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Apple Meets Pie
What did the apple say to the apple pie?
→ "You've got some crust."
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Not An Apple
What kind of apple isn't an apple?
→ A pineapple.
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Left Side Of An Apple
What is the left side of an apple?
→ The part that you don't eat.
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Short-Tempered Apple
What kind of apple has a short temper?
→ A crab apple.
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Apple Turnover
How do you make an apple turnover?
→ Push it down hill.
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Whole Apple
What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?
→ It can look round.
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Putt Putt Putt
What is red and goes putt, putt, putt?
→ An outboard apple.
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Apple Puff
How do you make an apple puff?
→ Chase it round the garden
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Karate Pigs
- All our pigs are learning karate.
- Oh, I don't believe that
- No? Well, just watch out for their chops.
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Pig's Favorite Movie
A pig's favorite movie:
The Monster That Ate New York.