Clean Jokes — best jokes

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?
→ Egyptian dummies.

When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn't he have an L-plate?

Why is a baby like an diamond?
→ Because it's a dear little thing.

Why are babies always gurgling with joy?
→ Because it's a nappy time.

- Knock knock.

- Who's there?

- Underwear.

- Underwear who?

- Underwear my baby is tonight?

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
→ He wanted something to get his teeth into.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
→ Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there!

- Banana!

- Banana who?

- Banana split so ice creamed!

- Knock knock

- Who's there?

- Banana.

- Banana who?

- Knock knock

- Who's there?

- Banana.

- Banana who?

- Knock knock

- Who's there?

- Orange.

- Orange who?

- Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What is a ghost favorite fruit?
→ Boonanaa!