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Flat Ghost
How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?
→ You use a spirit level.
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Sick Ghost
Did you hear about the sick ghost?
→ He had oooooo-ping cough.
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Porridge Ghost
Which ghost ate too much porridge?
→ Ghouldilocks.
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Ghost's Party Invitation
- Ghost: Are you coming to my party?
- Spook: Where is it?
- Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the merrier.
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Young Ghosts' Homework
What do young ghosts write their homework in?
→ Exorcise books.
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Ghost Ship
Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?
→ The skeleton crew.
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Sleepy Ghost
What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?
→ Lazy bones.
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What Ghosts Say
What did one ghost say to another?
→ I'm sorry, but I just don't believe in people.
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Ghost In The Bedroom
- Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room!
- Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm just passing through.
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Town Hall Ghost
What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
→ The nightmayor.