Clean Jokes — best jokes

What Central American country has the most spooks?
→ Ghosta Rica!

Why is a ghost like an empty house?
→ Because there's no body there!

How did the bootician style the ghost's hair?
→ With a scare dryer!

What did the little ghost eat for lunch?
→ A booloney sandwich!

What do you call a ghost at midnight?
→ A sheet in the dark!

- Student 1: Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?

- Student 2: They are?

- Student 1: Sure. It's in the Bill of Frights!

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?
→ That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?
→ Pizza Haunt!

This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can't think what possessed her.

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?
→ Ban-she, ban-she!