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Happy Frogs
Why are frogs so happy?
→ They eat whatever bugs them!
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Why are frogs so happy?
→ They eat whatever bugs them!
What does a frog say when it washes car windows?
→ Rub it, rub it, rub it.
How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?
→ SPLAT!!! He didn't.
Why doesn't Kermit like elephants?
→ They always want to play leap-frog with him.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
→ Wart's new?
What did one frog say to the other?
→ Time's sure fun when you're having flies!
Where do you get frogs' eggs?
→ At the spawn shop!
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
→ In the croakroom!
What's the world's weakest animal?
→ A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
→ Morse toad!