Clean Jokes — best jokes

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?
→ "Make a fright turn at the corner."

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?
→ By scareplane.

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
→ The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?
→ They had just dread-ged the lake.

Which day of the week do ghosts like best?
→ Moandays.

What sort of violin does a ghost play?
→ A dreadivarius.

Why don't ghosts make good magicians?
→ You can see right through their tricks.

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?
→ On April Ghoul's Day.

What is a ghost's favorite Wild West town?
→ Tombstone.

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
→ Spook when you're spooken to.