Clean Jokes — best jokes

What do you get if you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?
→ Snacks that go crunch in the night.

What are pupils at ghost schools called?
→ Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

Who did the ghost invite to his party?
→ Anyone he could dig up.

Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework?
→ He used to go round with the oooo-ver.

Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly?
→ He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.

Did you hear about the ghost comedian?
→ He was booed off stage.

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?
→ He had a wail of a time.

What is a ghost boxer called?
→ A phantomweight.

Which ghost ate too much porridge?
→ Ghouldilocks.

What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?
→ Dr Spook.