Clean Jokes — best jokes

What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
→ The roller ghosted.

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?
→ Skelly-vision!

- Knock knock.

- Who's there?

- Boo!

- Boo who?

- Just Boo! I'm a ghost!

What kind of street does a ghost like best?
→ A dead end.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?
→ She was trying to get ahead!

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
→ He gets pale as a sheet.

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?
→ "Don't get your sheets dirty!"

What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?
→ They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.

What European capital has the most ghosts?
→ Boodapest!

Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari?
→ He was a big-game haunter!