Clean Jokes — best jokes

- Teacher: When do astronauts eat?

- Pupil: At launch time!

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
→ They both drop their needles!

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?
→ Because their daddies were mummies.

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?
→ When you are a mouse!

- Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver.

- Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.

Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania?
→ Very rare-ly.

Do hamburgers make good vampires?
→ No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!

- First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday?

- Second boy: No, I'm having a witch do.

- First boy: What's a witch do?

- Second boy: She flies around on a broomstick casting spells.

Why did the turkey cross the road?
→ To prove he wasn't chicken.

Why do hens lay eggs?
→ If they dropped them, they'd break