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Down In The Dumps
- First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's eating you?
- Second apple: Worms, I think.
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Random joke from this category
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Avid Reader In An Apple
What lives in apples and is an avid reader?
→ A bookworm!
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Stuck Maggot
What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?
→ Worm your way out of that one, then!
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Ant At The Piano
What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?
→ Discordant!
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Ant With Frog Legs
What do you call an ant with frogs legs?
→ An antphibian!
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Famous French Ant
Who is the most famous French ant?
→ Napoleant!
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The Ant-elope
Why did the ant-elope?
→ Nobody gnu!
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Healthy Anteaters
Why don't anteaters get sick?
→ Because they are full of antibodies!
Guest
Fish Meets Wall
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?
→ "Dam."
Baby Chick's Orange
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?
→ "Look what Marma-Lade!!"